leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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not-a-comedian:

12exe:

Horton hears somebody he used to know

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do you ever regret drawing something

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