stupih:

keyote:

cyberho:

ok yeah you’re all drooling over them but am I the only one seeing the real problem here? grown ass twin adults that wear the same outfits? that shit stops being cute after age 3 

They could both be dressed as Mario and I would let them fuck me until my body splits in half and i dislocate every fucking joint in my body

chill

stupih:

keyote:

cyberho:

ok yeah you’re all drooling over them but am I the only one seeing the real problem here? grown ass twin adults that wear the same outfits? that shit stops being cute after age 3 

They could both be dressed as Mario and I would let them fuck me until my body splits in half and i dislocate every fucking joint in my body

chill

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analgesicsleep:


annie-banks:


bbook:


Dear me.
intensional:

 

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awwww-cute:

I couldn’t resist scratching his head while he slept, so he startled awake to give me a Dracula glare

awwww-cute:

I couldn’t resist scratching his head while he slept, so he startled awake to give me a Dracula glare

mangyhalfbreedremus:

omg
"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

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afistfullofbolts:

he kidnapped her from work, flew her to portland, drove her to the gorge, and had us waiting at the waterfall to capture this perfectly orchestrated proposal.  - afistfullofbolts.com

afistfullofbolts:

he kidnapped her from work, flew her to portland, drove her to the gorge, and had us waiting at the waterfall to capture this perfectly orchestrated proposal.
-
afistfullofbolts.com

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artbymoga:

Yo refusing to walk through a door because a woman is holding it open for you is not chivalry, it’s called being an asshole.

When you hold a door open for someone, it should have nothing to do with their gender/sex/identity and everything to do with you just being a considerate human being. 

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jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

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the-crimsonking:

heartswontlie:

I swear if any of you guys actually did this I would love you forever. If you send me your number on anon I’ll message you like rn.

 

the-crimsonking:

heartswontlie:

I swear if any of you guys actually did this I would love you forever. If you send me your number on anon I’ll message you like rn.


 

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phil0kalia:

If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral is it, a look around the room and a casual “haven’t decided yet” is always a good response.

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